My not so much Failure On New Blog Badge #2

So I started trying to make a badge for my blog. AGAIN! And this time was better than before.

 

My current badge. Which isn't so bad as I did not make it. Obviously!

My first attempt on my blog button

I am not sure but it sort of reminds me of granny

My second attempt

Closely another attemt after that

Finally I had something

So the last button of my blog, Hump Day badge... thank you Hannah for the button <3

So any thoughts? I should probably give up *le sigh*
My first attempt

 

My Failure On New Blog Badge

Seeing some blogs with cute illustrated blog buttons, I couldn't help but try make one for myself. And I failed. MISERABLY. HORRIBLY. Is there more words to flails?? ARGH

My current blog Badge

It kind of looks pretty and so it works. I guess.

And Hump badge (thank you Hannah from A Sour Cherry)

This is too sexy for words.

My failed attempt

I am not even sure what this is *cries*